Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Perfect Church

I found it! I've finally found it. The perfect church! I'm so excited. I can't tell you how many years I've been looking...but I've finally found it. Of course, I'm the only member, and to join you must pledge absolute allegance to my version of church. Or scale the tripple concertina wire, the electrified fence, the guard dogs, and the motion detectors between you and my beautiful stained glass.

See you Sunday...or not!

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